- Call your imaginary film company One-Armed Bandit Productions without thinking of the full implications of this decision
- Laugh at your housemate when he breaks his leg in Estonia after jumping out of bed while drunk
- Offer to write your housemate's biography and say it will be called "Sleepwalking in Estonia"
- Laugh at your ex-boyfriend when he breaks his leg 4 weeks later after slipping on a wet step at a jazz club while drunk
- Say that people who've broken their legs while drunk "had it coming"
- Tell your ex-boyfriend "I hope you break your other leg!" even if he has been a complete asshole
- Use the word "crip" unless you're talking about the LA gang
- Dance at heights taller than your height
- ...........While drunk
- ...........Even if you do it all the time